Mitt Romney really said this and a bunch of other *interesting* things in an interview with Kelly Ripa today.
Uh, Peanut butter sandwiches and chocolate milk.
This answer is NOT in response to: “What is your favorite midnight snack?” No, peanut butter sandwiches and chocolate milk are Mitt Romney’s favorite GUILTY PLEASURE.
Can someone please explain to this fucking guy what a guilty pleasure is?
A guilty pleasure is sitting on your couch on a rainy Sunday in your (non-magic) underwear eating Cheetos and watching reruns of Growing Pains for 14 straight hours.
A guilty pleasure is going to McDonald’s and ordering a 20 piece nugget for yourself along with one packet of every dipping sauce so you can have a tournament of deliciousness.
A guilty pleasure is rocking out in your car to the deep tracks of a Wilson Phillips album.
Sorry dude, but the lunch of an average kindergartner does not constitute a guilty pleasure. And that is not even the most laughable or cringe worthy exchange in this joke of an interview.
I mostly love how every time the Romney campaign attempts to humanize this fucking guy it explodes in their faces with the power of one thousand nuclear supernovas.
“A guilty pleasure is going to McDonald’s and ordering a 20 piece nugget for yourself along with one packet of every dipping sauce so you can have a tournament of deliciousness.” I laughed SO LOUD.